{"id":40579,"date":"2015-12-12T17:16:16","date_gmt":"2015-12-12T16:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/?p=40579"},"modified":"2015-12-12T17:16:16","modified_gmt":"2015-12-12T16:16:16","slug":"artist-jokes-abusive-names-for-artists-what-to-do-ingeborg-scheffers-basboek-publishers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/?p=40579","title":{"rendered":"Artist Jokes \/ Abusive Names for Artists \/ WHAT TO DO. Ingeborg Scheffers. BASBOEK Publishers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/BASBOEK_Publishers_Motto.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-40580\" alt=\"BASBOEK_Publishers_Motto\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/BASBOEK_Publishers_Motto-682x511.jpg\" width=\"682\" height=\"511\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/BASBOEK_Publishers_Motto-682x511.jpg 682w, http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/BASBOEK_Publishers_Motto-340x255.jpg 340w, http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/BASBOEK_Publishers_Motto.jpg 1444w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 682px) 100vw, 682px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Artist Jokes \/ Kunstenaarsmoppen<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A fluorescent yellow book in two languages, Dutch and English, with 34 terrible jokes about artists. For example: \u2018What do all great artists have in common? They\u2019re all dead.\u2019\u00a0The book design is by Ingeborg Scheffers.<\/p>\n<p>\u20ac10.00<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/shop\/artist-jokes-kunstenaarsmoppen.html\">Buy it<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Abusive Names for Artists \/ Het Scheldwoordenboek voor<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Many Dutch find artists irritating. They seem to live off of welfare, do whatever they like, and can even, sometimes, get rich in the process! As a result, there are as many abusive nicknames for artists as there are artistic forms of expression. From this endless landscape, here is a small selection.\u00a0The book is based on the collection \u2018swear words for artists\u2019 from Dutch artist PJ Roggeband.<\/p>\n<p>\u20ac10.00<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/shop\/abusive-names-for-artists-het-scheldwoordenboek-voor.html\">Buy it<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>WHAT TO DO \/ WAT TE DOEN<\/em><\/p>\n<p>When I tell people that I am an artist with a part-time job, they often give me unsolicited advice on how to make money with art. For years I collected these quotes and eventually made the book WHAT TO DO\/WAT TE DOEN. Page 23: \u2018Make contact with gay people. They don&#8217;t have children, lots of money and a refined taste.\u2019 The book design is by Ingeborg Scheffers.\u00a0Winner of the Sheffield International Artist Book Prize 2013 and the Fundacio Banc Sabadell, Arts Libris, Barcelona 2014.<\/p>\n<p>\u20ac10.00<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/shop\/what-to-do-wat-te-doen.html\">Buy it<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Artist Jokes \/ Kunstenaarsmoppen A fluorescent yellow book in two languages, Dutch and English, with 34 terrible jokes about artists. For example: \u2018What do all great artists have in common? They\u2019re all dead.\u2019\u00a0The book design is by Ingeborg Scheffers. \u20ac10.00 Buy it &nbsp; Abusive Names for Artists \/ Het Scheldwoordenboek voor Many Dutch find artists [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[252],"tags":[5237,5236,5235,5239,5240,5238],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40579"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40579"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40592,"href":"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40579\/revisions\/40592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mottodistribution.com\/site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}